I've always said there's a place for the press, but they haven't dug it yet. (Tommy Docherty)

Listen laddie, you think you know more about football than me, than how come you pay 5 quid every Saturday to come see me manage? You're so clever you have to pay my wages while I get into the grounds for free. So next time you want talk rubbish to me just remember you're paying for my house. (Brian Clough)